You sure know how to control me, you’re as cool as ice cream
Happy Independence Day! (Due credit: I found this elsewhere) Continue reading You sure know how to control me, you’re as cool as ice cream
Happy Independence Day! (Due credit: I found this elsewhere) Continue reading You sure know how to control me, you’re as cool as ice cream
“She hadn’t caught me, obviously enough, at a very erotic moment in my life. I had never been much of a pickup artist–a few ghastly encounters in my twenties had seen to that–and the alternative prospect of a euphoric romance not only exhausted me but, in fact, struck me as impossible. This wasn’t because of any fidelity to my absent wife or some aversion to sex, which, I like to think, grabs me as much as the next man. No, it was simply that I was uninterested in making, as I saw it, a Xerox of some old emotional state. … Continue reading Great Moments in Literature
For those who are devoting some of their Sunday summer hours to HBO’s True Blood, I’m afraid I can’t join you. However, do let me know if any vampire spiders show up. If that critter gets added to the cast, … Continue reading And a spider comes out so I know you’re about
I’ve traveled many miles today, leading a brain that’s operating on the paradoxical dual settings of “Won’t Shut Down” and “Can’t Create Anything.” So I’ll rely on another person’s ingenuity to provide you with this: Just remember this splendid Toothpaste … Continue reading Won’t move over, won’t get gone, won’t move over
I should have read the ones that looked like this: There’s more where that came from. Continue reading When I was a kid I read all the wrong comics
There’s nothing quite like a unique interpretation of Batman to cap off a day. There’s more where that came from. Continue reading Man. Bat. ….
Michael Kupperman makes funny things. He also finds funny things. It’s worth going to where he keeps it to read the whole thing. You can also go buy Kupperman’s latest comic, available at all comic shops run by people that have sense in their heads. Continue reading With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
“It was the boredom that comes of being cut off from everything that could make life sweet, or arouse curiosity, or enlarge the range of the senses. It was the boredom the comes of having to perform endless tasks that have no savour and acquire skills one would gladly be without. I learned to march and drill and shoot and keep myself clean according to Army standards; to make my bed and polish my boots and my buttons and to wrap lengths of dung-colored rag around my legs in the approved way. None of it had any great reality for … Continue reading Great Moments in Literature
#34 — In the Company of Men (Neil LaBute, 1997) In the Company of Men unquestionably depicts vile, misogynistic behavior, but does the film itself traffic in the same abject hatefulness? That’s the question that dogged Neil LaBute’s feature directorial debut when it was released. The film follows a pair of corporate drones on an extended business trip to a branch office. In order to chip away at their boredom, and to exact some sort of cosmic retribution against women who they feel have wronged them in the past, they agree to romance and then dump a pretty deaf secretary … Continue reading Top Fifty Films of the 90s — Number Thirty-Four
I am so glad the Interweb was invented. There’s more where that came from. (Due credit: I found out about this elsewhere.) Continue reading Rock of ages carry the news to the heart of a brave new world