Everybody liked Jesus, everybody wanted to hang out with him
Twenty-seventh in a series. (Due credit.) Continue reading Everybody liked Jesus, everybody wanted to hang out with him
Twenty-seventh in a series. (Due credit.) Continue reading Everybody liked Jesus, everybody wanted to hang out with him
The Lovely Bones (Peter Jackson, 2009). So poorly conceived that it borders on tragic. Jackson and his regular collaborators adapt Alice Sebold’s acclaimed and beloved 2002 novel about a murdered teenage girl, demonstrating such a bizarre lack of empathy that whole film takes on an off-putting robotic sheen. The movie is senseless in every definition of the word, over-directed and utterly tone-deaf. The actors all seem to have stumbled in from other movies with Susan Sarandon and Stanley Tucci approaching satire in their broadly drawn roles, Rachel Weisz looking bored and Mark Wahlberg thoroughly perplexed. It is cluttered with garish … Continue reading Banksy, Jackson, Parker, Scorsese, Wright
I think it’s embarrassing that Hollywood is looking to children’s toys and games for inspiration, but I now think I’d be okay if French cinema followed suit. (Due credit: I discovered this thanks to a Tweet that justified my Twitter account all by its lonesome.) Continue reading It’s not quite the way to say your goodbyes, it’s not quite the way to behave
Happy Thanksgiving! (Due credit: There’s more where that came from.) Continue reading Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum(stick)
Some nights I just need a little Mr. Show. Continue reading Who’s your friend when things get rough?
Today you will want to look elsewhere for a conglomeration of my words. Continue reading Away up on a hill there’d be so much to kill
Today I wish I was this guy: Continue reading Come and go with me, it’s more fun to share, we’ll both be completely at home in midair
In honor of the spooky holiday coming up this weekend, I could be trying to come up with a kick ass jack-o’-lantern, but I’m afraid the bar has been set too high for me. So instead, I humbly present a … Continue reading I saw a vampire, I saw a ghost, everybody scared me but you scared me the most
I’ve been waiting for quite some time for this to show up on the Interweb: Continue reading Well it happened years ago when you lived on Stanhope Road