Periodically, I have endeavored to make an ongoing contribution to scientific scholarship by cataloging the advances created and crafted by the resident genius of New York’s Baxter Building, Dr. Reed Richards. Recently I discovered an unfortunate omission in my research. You see, I totally missed this inventions:

I mean…a molecular twangulator equipped with a cosmic beanie cap and powered by respiration? How did I miss this breakthrough? Clearly, I need to reconsider my methodology.

(The researcher who did unearth this device did so on a quite famous Website, but I found it via a different source.)