I seem to be having trouble stringing words together well enough to finish writing about the film we saw this weekend to help celebrate someone’s birthday. So instead, I’d like to share Stephen Colbert‘s suggested slogans for a couple of popular American beers.

Bud Light Lime: “It’s like drinking a Bud Light downwind of an artificial flavor factory.”

Coors Light: “Delicious–it doesn’t taste at all like Palmolive dishwashing soap.”

(Posted simultaneously to “Jelly-Town!”)