As before, we present the following as a public service.

Thirty-One Ways to Celebrate NATIONAL UMBRELLA MONTH

1. Read a comic book.
2. Watch a movie.
3. Start an entertainment distribution company.
4. Swap opinions with a friend.
5. Spend some time with a good book.
6. Play a video game.
7. Groove on some jazz.
8. Listen to an album.
9. Do things your own way.
10. Experimental flamenco rock?
11. Satisfy your sweet tooth.
12. Express yourself forcefully.
13. Have a beautiful, rotten day.
14. Sit in the cool shade.
15. Celebrate a feathered friend.
16. Wear a snappy t-shirt.
17. Get a little something to eat.
18. Read some poetry.
19. Make yourself a pretty lamp.
20. BALLOONS!
21. Consider a Fernand Leger painting.
22. Laugh at a bunch of jokes.
23. Get some sun.
24. Umm…sort of math something…or…I don’t know.
25. Don’t stop the dance.
26. Unravel a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.
27. Ponder the significance of that yellow umbrella.
28. Quote a movie.
29. Try out your green thumb.
20. Be practical.
31. Apparently, there’s this song that everybody knows but me…

(Posted simultaneously to “Jelly-Town!”)